Still waiting for THAT house where you can finally make your Pinterest boards a reality? Well, stop scrolling — she’s here!

3 bedrooms, 2 baths, and enough charm to make your mother say, “This one’s nice… don’t screw it up.” Mud room, porch, hardwood floors, formal dining room, and an eat-in kitchen perfect for midnight snacking.

Upstairs? More hardwood, 3 good-sized bedrooms, and a full bath with a closet big enough to hide from your family. Need a 4th bedroom? The attic’s ready — just toss in the least favorite kid, the in-laws, or all those Amazon boxes you swear you’re going to return.

Partially finished basement with an outside entrance (wink wink — I’m not saying anything, but you get it). Detached 1-car garage with electric — make it a she-shed, man-cave, or “I just need to disappear for a while” space. Driveway for 4 cars, oil heat with natural gas in the house for an easy switch, 150 AMP electric, water heater, sewer!

Close to everything — LIRR, shopping, restaurants, NYC. Priced for a quick sale, so you better move faster than your cousin when they hear the word “free food.”