Welcome to 1524 Perkins Ln in Edgewater Park, NJ — the ranch home that said “why be subtle?” and went all in. With 3 bedrooms, 3 full bathrooms, over 3,590 sq ft of combined living space ( including a finished basement), and a 2-car garage, this reimagined home is serving space, style, and serious main-character energy.

It all starts on the charming front porch — the perfect place to sip your morning coffee, wave to the neighbors, or casually pretend you’re in a small-town sitcom. Step inside and prepare for the “wait… this is HUGE” moment. The expansive open-concept living space is anchored by a sunken living room featuring a tiled wood-burning fireplace, oversized bay windows, and enough room for movie nights, holiday chaos, and furniture you’ll finally stop bumping into.

The kitchen? Absolute show-off behavior. Designed for people who actually cook and people who just want their takeout to look fancy, it features brand-new stainless steel appliances, gas cooking, a vented range hood, and a jaw-dropping 7-foot quartzite island ready for charcuterie boards, homework sessions, or in depth late-night conversations.

Just beyond the kitchen and dining area is a sunroom straight out of a Pinterest fever dream, complete with near floor-to-ceiling windows and skylights pouring in natural light. Also tucked nearby? An extra full bathroom and laundry room, because this house believes convenience should never be optional.

The primary suite is its own little retreat, featuring a walk-in closet and a private ensuite bathroom with designer tile finishes, a custom vanity, and a walk-in shower spacious enough for a full mariachi band… if that happens to fit your lifestyle.

And yes- the hall bathroom has a double vanity. A DOUBLE vanity… in the hall bath. Because fighting over sink space is officially beneath you AND everyone else in your household.

The additional two bedrooms are bright, spacious, and filled with natural light, each offering generous closet space and room to grow, work, or unwind.

Then there’s the basement — all 1,367 sq ft of it. Wide open and full of possibility. Dreaming of the ultimate man cave? Home gym? Playroom? Golf simulator? Secret lair? Done. There’s also ample storage, dedicated utility rooms, and a separate French-door office or study space perfect for working from home or finally starting that novel.

Did we mention the lot size? HUGE. You've got the land to make your city friends jealous.

Big, bold, and anything but boring — 1524 Perkins Ln is the kind of home that makes every other ranch house nervous.