House in need of a bunch of work priced for a quick sale to a cash buyer (sorry, no rolled coins accepted.) The house is self aware and is secure in the fact that it needs a total rehab to bring it back to its former glory of being the last house on a dead end street. This humble 2 bed, 1 bathroom house yearns to be something more - can you be that person to help it live out its Taj Mahal-esque fantasies? This abode sits on a large lot so if someone wanted to add onto this diamond in the rough (ok, more like cubic zirconia or really nice rhinestones) they could with wanton abandon. Plenty of room on the lot to add on. Perhaps a private interpretive dance studio? Maybe a moat for your alligators? Or possibly extra parking space for more off street parking? The choices are endless. AND NO, the listing agent will not represent both buyer and seller so please donCOt ask. If you ask, he will pretend he canCOt hear you bc of a bad cell connection and may end the call. No blind offers will be accepted or countered.