Welcome to your new home in the semi-highly-coveted neighborhood of Spring Valley.
As the owner and the author of this listing, Let me tell you how incredible it is. It is incredible.

The Lawn: Bermuda grass so soft it's basically like walking on a million Gucci slides. Landscaping is meticulous and unique — and it only cost me two years off my spine. The driveway was widened, so feel free to collect as many cars, boats, or midlife-crisis toys as you want.

The ''Big Stuff'' your dad will probably ask about: Roof: 2020. HVAC: 2019. Brand new windows: 2024. Water heater? No clue. But the showers are steamy, so...

Inside: The living room greets you with custom built-in bookshelves — perfect for your novels, plants, or that trophy you've been bragging about since high school. The kitchen has plenty of cabinets and counter space, plus new black stainless steel appliances (including a gas stove, because that's the only way to cook). The oven isn't new, but she's still got it.

The dining room is, in fact, a dining room. We even used it sometimes.

The hallway bathroom is... fun. You might change it. We might be offended. That's just how real estate works.

Two bedrooms (non-primary) are solid in size and have hosted many core memories. The primary bedroom is perfect — unless you're the type who wants enough space for a couch, two armchairs, and a full Lego village. The ensuite is clean and simple.

Basement: Office, studio, playroom, gym — you name it, it's been it. Plus, a custom Murphy bed bookshelf for guests too cheap to get an Airbnb.

Back Outside: The screened porch is where we lived. The deck is where we drooled over sunsets over Signal Mountain. The yard is where we played. The pool is where we splashed. Don't want the pool? We'll take it with us. Also, custom poolside pergola for you!

The neighborhood also has a shared pool, pond, playground, and park!

I have run out of my allotted characters. Come see this wonderful home:)